My nightmares are terrible lately. I think instead of sleeping, I’ll catch up on my love affair with Alicia Keys.
I hate that you can’t play the nervous game anymore. It’s become way to easy for chicks to spread their legs.
Note to self: If you come home with cornrows, your mother will literally shit herself.
JEEBUS KEETERS! I met the boy of my dreams.
To forget about everything that’s currently pissing me off, I’m taking up palm reading and astrology. Peace out, Broccoli Sprouts.
LOLOL. There’s actually a chatroom dedicated to people who hate tea.
OMG GUYZ.I just found out Leonard Nimoy, the man who played Spock in the original Star Trek series, is an Aries. Yus.