June 2012
64 posts
friend: Did you go to the beach? You look like you have a tan.
me: No, I just moved my computer in front of a window.
buttfrump:
so at Target/Walmart they have these packs of mini avengers
they’re blind packages with 3 different avengers in each bag
i only needed Tony, Iron Man, and Hawkeye to complete my collection, so when my dad came home with this, i was crossing my fingers that they were all in here
wait…
what’s this?
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What's wrong here?
Try to find the error. It’s impossible. AAA BBB CCC DDD EEE FFF GGG HHH III JJJ KKK LLL MMM NNN OOO PPP QQQ RRR SSS TTT UUU VVV WWW XXX YYY ZZZ Did you know that 80% of UCSD students could not find the error above? Repost this with the title “what’s wrong here”, and when you click “post “, the answer will be really obvious.
OH I GET IT NOW! :D HAHA, WOW.
Okay. Fifth time reblogging this...
pizzaisg0d:
tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef thAT I’M A VEGETARIAN AND I AIN’T FUCKIN eating any of those burgers on the grill i’ll have a salad instead thanks
Watchrubee:
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mileyhighclub:
faithfullyariana:
videohall:
The guiltiest dog in existence
How could you punish that face? Holy god.
If the toothmarks don’t fit, you must acquit.
Oh my god, that poor dog. What a sweetheart.
TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE THIS IS SO FUNNY
christ almighty i think i have reblogged this before but IT’S SO GREAT
I AM...
revengeofrosencrantz:
loki-dokey:
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I love everything about this...
midwest-monster:
snapcracklehan:
coketalk:
A tip for modern adulterers: if you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers:
(via ohno-polio)
This is the work of God.
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Watchfugrats:
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO ON THE INTERNET
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Best Author-on-Author Insults in History
Virginia Woolf on James Joyce: [Ulysses is] the work of a queasy undergraduate scratching his pimples.
Harold Bloom on J.K. Rowling: How to read ‘Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone’? Why, very quickly, to begin with, and perhaps also to make an end. Why read it? Presumably, if you cannot be persuaded to read anything better, Rowling will have to do.
H. G. Wells on George Bernard Shaw: An idiot child screaming in a hospital.
Ralph Waldo Emerson on Jane Austen: Miss Austen’s novels . . . seem to me vulgar in tone, sterile in artistic invention, imprisoned in the wretched conventions of English society, without genius, wit, or knowledge of the world.
William Faulkner on Ernest Hemingway: He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.
Ernest Hemingway on William Faulkner: Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?
W. H. Auden on Robert Browning: I don’t think Robert Browning was very good in bed. His wife probably didn’t care for him very much. He snored and had fantasies about twelve-year-old girls.
Mark Twain on Jane Austen: Every time I read ‘Pride and Prejudice,’ I want to dig her up and hit her over the skull with her own shin-bone.
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